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🍇 Grape THC Syrup – 500 mg Nano Delta‑9 | Fast‑Acting Edible Drink

Not Another F*cking Syrup. Not Another Fake Grape.

 

This is Lit Aid Grape—our boldest THC syrup yet. Forget those over-carbonated “infused beverages” that taste like cough medicine. This flavor slaps. Bursting with juicy, nostalgic grape goodness, Lit Aid turns your soda, juice, or iced tea into an instant high-vibe drink that actually tastes like something you’d want again.

 

Nano-infused. Fast-acting. Federally legal. And designed for the Get Blitzed generation.

 

We deliver 500mg of hemp-derived Delta‑9 THC in each bottle using next-gen nano-emulsification, which breaks the THC into tiny particles that absorb faster. That means you feel it in 5–15 minutes, not 90.

 

Some call it THC Lean—we just call it Lit Aid.

All the flavor, none of the sketch. Real syrup, real effects, real fast.

 

⚡ The Fastest Edible You've Never Chewed

Lit Aid is your new liquid edible. We nano-infuse every drop, giving your body a head start and bypassing the slow, unpredictable digestion of brownies, gummies, or those fake fizzy drinks. This is THC syrup that works fast, hits smooth, and lets you control your high one sip at a time.

Prefer to microdose? A single capful is roughly 5mg of THC, making Lit Aid perfect for building your own buzz—sip by sip.

Why It Hits Different:

  • Nano-Infused Delta‑9 THC = rapid onset & clean effects

  • 500mg per bottle = powerful, versatile, and long-lasting

  • ~14mg per teaspoon (5ml) = perfect for microdosing or going full send

  • Grape flavor that actually tastes good, not like a science experiment

  • Mix it with soda, juice, tea—or take it straight and show ‘em you mean business

⚡ The Fastest Edible You've Never Chewed

Lit Aid is your new liquid edible. We nano-infuse every drop, giving your body a head start and bypassing the slow, unpredictable digestion of brownies, gummies, or those fake fizzy drinks. This is THC syrup that works fast, hits smooth, and lets you control your high one sip at a time.

 

🧪 Ingredients

Water, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Natural Flavor, Yellow #5, Blue #1, Citric Acid, Sodium Benzoate, Soy Lecithin, Polysorbate 80, Hemp Extract (Delta‑9 THC).

 

🚨 Federally Legal. Fully Blitzed.

This hemp-derived THC syrup complies with the 2018 Farm Bill — containing less than 0.3% Delta‑9 THC by dry weight. That means you can get lit legally, wherever it's allowed. Every batch is lab-tested. No sketchy stuff. Just clean, controlled elevation.

 

🧠 TL;DR

Forget the seltzer hype. Lit Aid is a drinkable THC syrup for real ones. Faster than edibles. Stronger than fake THC drinks. Made to hit. Made to last. Made to get blitzed.

 

5 FAQ Questions  About THC Syrup:

 

1. What is THC Lean and how is it different from Lit Aid?

“THC Lean” is a slang term for cannabis syrup inspired by the “purple drank” trend. Lit Aid takes that idea and makes it safe, legal, and nano-infused with hemp-derived Delta‑9 THC for fast, clean effects.

 

2. How fast does Lit Aid THC syrup kick in?

Thanks to nano-emulsification, most users feel Lit Aid in 5–15 minutes—way faster than traditional edibles or gummies.

 

3. How much THC is in each serving of Lit Aid? Each 5ml (1 teaspoon) serving contains about 14mg of Delta‑9 THC, making it ideal for a mild high—or stack a few teaspoons if you’re ready to take flight.

💡 Pro tip: A capful of Lit Aid is roughly 5mg of THC, making it perfect for microdosing or adding a little extra to your drink. With 500mg of THC per bottle, you’re looking at up to 100 mini servings per bottle—plenty to sip, share, or stash. Use a teaspoon (5ml) for a stronger hit or capful (~1.5–2ml) for a lighter vibe. However you dose it, you’re in full control.

 

4. Is Lit Aid THC syrup legal in my state?

Lit Aid is federally legal under the 2018 Farm Bill and contains less than 0.3% Delta‑9 THC by dry weight. However, always check your state’s hemp laws.

 

5. Can I mix THC syrup with soda or juice?

Definitely. Mix it with your favorite drink—or take it straight for faster absorption and full effects.

  • Mixing Instructions

    Add a capful to 12oz of any beverage and stir well

  • Dosage Guide:

    Start with 0.5ml (approximately 2.5mg) for beginners

  • Storage Instructions:

    Store in cool, dry place away from direct sunlight

     

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