Kevin Nash Key Lime Pie Delta-9 Nano THC Drink

Kevin Nash’s Key Lime Pie Delta 9 THC Nano Drink — The Fastest Chill in Cannabis
When a wrestling icon teams up with Get Blitzed, you get more than a drink—you get a legend-endorsed, nano-infused Delta 9 THC cannabis beverage that hits harder and faster than any seltzer or syrup. No, it’s not another fxcking seltzer. This is the dessert-inspired, creamy key lime pie cannabis drink that outclasses every THC seltzer on the market.
 
Why This Is the Ultimate THC Drink:
Delta 9 THC Nano Drink: Nano-emulsified for ultra-fast absorption; effects hit in 5–15 minutes, not 30+.
Lab-Tested, Hemp-Derived & Legal: Every batch is third-party tested for purity. Made from premium, federally compliant hemp (<0.3% Delta 9 THC by dry weight).
Legend Approved: Crafted in collaboration with wrestling superstar and movie legend Kevin Nash (WWE, nWo, WCW, KLIQ THIS Podcast, John Wick).
Creamy Key Lime Pie Flavor: Real dessert taste, with a graham cracker finish—no harsh seltzer aftertaste, zero crash, lightly carbonated for smooth sipping.
Controlled Dose: 5mg Delta 9 per can—perfect for relaxing, socializing, or chilling ringside.
THC Seltzer Alternative: Bored of over-carbonated, weak-flavored seltzers? Try the boldest, fastest-acting, most delicious cannabis beverage in the game.
 
Who’s It For?
Pro athletes, creatives, and backstage legends.
Anyone ready to chill, relax, and experience a new kind of high—no waiting, no guesswork.
Fans of premium ingredients and real flavor (vegan).
 
How to Enjoy:
Serve ice-cold for max flavor and rapid effects.
Pop and sip—no mixing, no mystery.
 
Fast Facts:
Delta 9 THC nano drink (not syrup, not seltzer)
5mg Delta 9 THC per can
Onset in 5–15 minutes
Lab-tested for safety
Hemp-derived, Farm Bill legal
 
Compare Us to the Rest:
Seltzers and syrup drinks? Slow, unpredictable, and bland.
Kev’s Key Lime Pie? Quick, smooth, and full of legendary flavor.
 
Ditch the seltzer. Taste the dessert. Join the legend’s circle—this is Kevin Nash’s Key Lime Pie Delta 9 THC Nano Drink.
 
FAQs
 
Is this a THC seltzer?
No, it’s a Delta 9 THC Nano Drink—lightly carbonated, smooth flavor, and faster effects.
 
How fast does it work?
Nano-emulsification means most feel it in 5–15 minutes—way faster than edibles or regular seltzers.
 
Who is Kevin Nash?
Wrestling icon (WWE, nWo, WCW), movie star (John Wick, The Longest Yard, Ninja Turtles II, The Punisher, and of course Magic Mike XXL!), and now a flavor legend.